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We meet the 3rd Monday night of each month at 6 p.m.
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CHAPTER ID: 59998
New book now available at the library:
The Red Hat Society's Laugh
Lines" by Sue Ellen Cooper
The Red Hat Society's "Fun and Friendship after Fifty" by Sue Ellen
Cooper

When I am an old
woman
I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired
And gobble up samples in shops and ring alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats and things in
boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple.
From Warning ~ By Jenny Joseph
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